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{"type":"standard","title":"Sazkar Hanım","displaytitle":"Sazkar Hanım","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q60161915","titles":{"canonical":"Sazkar_Hanım","normalized":"Sazkar Hanım","display":"Sazkar Hanım"},"pageid":59483448,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Sazkar.png","width":158,"height":223},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Sazkar.png","width":158,"height":223},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272454328","tid":"38dba2dc-dda6-11ef-b0c4-ba7aa0225880","timestamp":"2025-01-28T18:32:26Z","description":"Consort of Ottoman Sultan Abdul Hamid II (1873-c.1945)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sazkar_Han%C4%B1m","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sazkar_Han%C4%B1m?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sazkar_Han%C4%B1m?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sazkar_Han%C4%B1m"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sazkar_Han%C4%B1m","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sazkar_Han%C4%B1m","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sazkar_Han%C4%B1m?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sazkar_Han%C4%B1m"}},"extract":"Sazkar Hanım was the ninth consort of Sultan Abdul Hamid II of the Ottoman Empire.","extract_html":"
Sazkar Hanım was the ninth consort of Sultan Abdul Hamid II of the Ottoman Empire.
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