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{"type":"general","setup":"Can I watch the TV?","punchline":"Yes, but don’t turn it on.","id":82}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?","punchline":"Just in case you get a hole in one.","id":104}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}

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